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Baldies is a real-time strategy video game. In the game, players build and manage a community of the titular short and plump bald characters with the ultimate goal of conquering the world by defeating similarly-looking short little hairy people known as the "Hairies".
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Prices for US · Updated 8/19/2026
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Baldies in London - 13WMAZ
13WMAZ · 7/12/2026
‘It’s a blessing and an honour to see the baldies’: Pitbull sets bald cap Guinness World Record - news24.com.au
news24.com.au · 7/10/2026
Modded Skyrim gets a hair closer to a merging with reality, thanks to dynamic NPC trim changes which won't ruin canonical baldies - Rock Paper Shotgun
Rock Paper Shotgun · 10/13/2025
Anupam Kher dedicates new video to baldies of the world - ANI News
ANI News · 7/16/2023
Japan 'baldies' hold annual get-together - BBC
BBC · 8/20/2020
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