
Ding dong, your tank is dead. To resurrect her, you accept a quest to take a duck to the neighbouring city under strict instructions to NOT open the cage. Enjoy duck puns galore, a wealth of truly terrible jokes, and — sometimes spicy but mostly dumb — romance with the adventurer of your choosing. Customise your character, find hidden items to unlock extra choices and enjoy the comic book experience!

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