Hello and welcome to The Factory! We are happy to have you as our new waste disposal manager! We hope you find your work here interesting and the pay at least satisfying. Please note the rules and regulations for your time here: No eating in the workplace. No sleeping in the workplace. Stealing is not tolerated. Remain in your designated work zone until you are escorted out at the end of your shift by an official member of the upper level workforce. Questions regarding the ethics of work done will be ignored. None of the crates are to be opened or examined in any way. If this rule is broken, immediate punishment will follow. If any production is held up, the waste disposal manager will be held responsible. For your own safety, do not touch mercury or uranium. Mechanical equipment may only be operated by the waste disposal manager in order to assist with his or her duties. //Error... Entering backup message... ... Help us... ...