That's it! Bad enough his family won't leave him to use the John in peace, now alien turdzonians from Toiletron have invaded his loo! This means war! Not In My Crapper is a game that looks to be inspired by Space Invaders. You, as the protagonist Dan, fire turds at advancing aliens to destroy them. Collect steaks to upgrade in the Refrigerator shop. Get upgraded attackes like the "Dingleberry Assault" and "Shart Attack". Upgrade Dan's shuffle speed, turd speed, and turd power. Defeat these invaders and restore Dan's right to be the king on his throne.