
Play as a Package Pirate stealing and loading packages into your 'Scaly Wagon'. Keep your eyes open for the Neighborhood Watch – They’re top priority is stopping plunderers! If someone suspects you of being the Pirate, you could be placed under citizens arrest - or worse, behind bars!

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