
Become a medieval thug in a crazy open-world action game, full of pop-culture references. Complete insane quests, kill heroes, steal horses, fight guards, rob peasants and more! All packed in old-school gameplay style!
Rustler is an open-world, top-down action game paying tribute to the good old GTA style and gameplay, fusing it with a historically inaccurate medieval setting. Play as The Guy, whose parents apparently were too lazy to give him a proper name. Experience feudal injustice, inquisition, witch-hunting, and join The Grand Tournament. Meet valiant, yet incredibly stupid knights. Complete a wide variety of twisted missions and quests, or don’t give a damn about the plot and bring mayhem in the villages and cities. Choose to go on foot, or by a stolen horse. Fight with a sword or pick a fancy automatic crossbow. All that, spiced up with an inappropriate Monty Python inspired sense of humor. Rustler’s world is filled with humor, anachronisms, and pop culture references. Ever been towed for parking in a “NO HORSE ZONE”? Wanna do some cage fights in Medieval Martial Arts Arena? Or maybe pimp-a-horse a little? How about joining the Round-Earthers sect? As a poor peasant, you really need to get creative in order to win the Grand Tournament. Form weird alliances, double-cross your foes, and dig up dinosaur skeletons in a light, easy-to-understand, and hard-to-empathize-with story.
Prices for US · Updated 9/30/2026

Free PC Games This Week: Epic Games Store Is Offering 'Rustler (Grand Theft Horse)'; Amazon Prime Gaming Adds 2 Titles - in.ign.com
in.ign.com · 1/25/2026

Grand Theft Horse Creators Announce Wild West-Themed Game, Cowboys and Rustlers - 80.lv
80.lv · 3/28/2023

Rustler Review - Grand Theft Horse - Vamers - Vamers
Vamers · 2/3/2022

Rustler: Beginner Tips And Tricks - TheGamer
TheGamer · 11/30/2021

The audacious theft of a horse, or medieval GTA - review of the game "Rustler" - Ostatnia Tawerna
Ostatnia Tawerna · 9/29/2021
No discussions yet. Start the conversation!